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Slusaj sad: U dusi sam dijete koje ne zna da mrzi, u
zivotu sam putnik koji uvijek pronadje pogresan put,
a u stvarnosti sam budala koja uzalud VOLI
@-------!!!
Ako sunce sja, to su tvoje oci. Ako vidiš mesec, to
je tvoj osmeh. Ako vidiš dve zvezde, to smo ti i ja.
A kad pada kiša, to su moje suze, a tebe nema...
Ako posoji sjaj (onda je u tvojim ocima) ako postoji
sreca (onda je to život s tobom) ako postojituga
(onda je život bez tebe) ako je ko voljen (onda si to
ti)!!

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Owo je poljubac prijateljstva....proslijedi ga swim
swojim frendowima na FURCI ukljucujuci i osobu koja
ti salje...bubim

Mladic ulazi u apoteku i kaze apotekaru:

"Dobar dan, mogu li da dobijem jedan kondom? Moja
djevojka me¸ pozvala na
veceru i mislim da ona i ocekuje nešto od mene."

Apotekar mu daje kondom, a mladic izlazeci zastane pa
se vrati:

"Molim vas dajte mi još jedan kondom, zato što je i
sestra moje djevojke
slatka, a uvijek prekrsti noge na tako provokativan
nacin da ja mislim da i
ona nešto ocekuje od mene!"

Apotekar mu daje i drugi kondom, kad se mladic opet
obrati:

"Najzad, dajte mi još jedan kondom, jer je mama moje
djevojke jako zgodna
zena, a kad god me vidi ona pravi aluzije ..... a
pošto me je ona pozvala
na veceru, mislim da i ona nesto ocekuje od mene!"

Za vrijeme vecere, mladic je sjedio sa svojom
djevojkom s lijeve strane,
dok su sestra i majka sjedile nasuprot njima. Kada se
pojavio otac, mladic
je spustio glavu i poceo da se moli: "Dragi Boze,
blagoslovi ovu hranu
.....
hvala ti za sve sto nam daješ............... ...!!!"

Par minuta kasnije mladic se i dalje molio: "Hvala ti
Boze za tvoju
milost............... ........."

Deset minuta kasnije, mladic se i dalje molio drzeci
glavu pokorno
spuštenu.

Drugi su se zgledali iznenadjeno, a najviše se cudila
njegova djevojka.

Priblizila mu se i šapnula mu na uho: "Nisam znala da
si toliko
religiozan!!!"

A mladic joj odgovori: "Ni ja nisam znao da ti je
tata apotekar!!!"