18-godisnja djevojka se povjeri majci i kaze joj da
joj menstruacija kasni vec dva mjeseca. Vrlo
zabrinuta majka odlazi u ljekarnu kupiti test za
trudnocu i rezultat pokazuje da je trudna. Vice,
proklinje, place... kuku-lele!

- "Tko je ta svinja, zelim znati! Smjesta reci ocu!"

Kad je napokon ostala sama, djevojka obavi telefonski
razgovor i pola sata kasnije nov-novcati Ferrari se
zaustavi ispred njihove kuce. Iz njega izlazi zreo
gospodin, obucen u vrlo skupo odijelo i ulazi u kucu.
Sjeda u dnevnom boravku s roditeljima i djevojkom i
kaze im:

- Dobar dan, vasa me kci informirala o problemu. Ja
se ne mogu ozeniti s njom zbog moje osobne obiteljske
situacije, ali mogu preuzeti odgovornost i poduzeti
nesto. Ako se rodi djevojcica, prepisat cu joj 3
ducana, 2 udobna apartmana, vilu na plazi i bankovni
racun sa 500.000$. Ako se rodi djecak dobit ce 2
tvornice uz 500.000$. Ako se rode blizanci svaki od
njih ce dobiti tvornicu i 250.000$. A ako kojim
slucajem dodje do pobacaja...

U tom trenutku otac koji je sutio cijelo vrijeme,
stavi ruku covjeku na rame i kaze:

- "J...t ces je opet!!!"

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jedan juznoamericki naucnik je nakon dugotrajnih i
komplikovanih istrazivanja utvrdio, da osobe sa
smanjenom
seksualnom aktivnoscu citaju svoje upise sa rukom na
misu.
Ne moras sada da sklanjas ruku, kasno je...:)

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